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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
That awkward moment when you're singing your song and you think that your voice is amazing...
Then you try to record your voice and it turned out you sound like a dying duck…
(Source: kdtechnology)
christina aguilera is such a good drag queen
(Source: twerkmenistan, via weep-sleep-repeat)
Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
Me: I'm going to finish my homework
Me: and wash the dishes
Me: and read books
Me: and study
Me: and exercise
Me: and feed some homeless dogs
Me: and donate some blood
Tumblr: no
Me: ok
